firefly

Welcome to THE NIGHTBULB SHANTY CIPHER SHOP

With your insectful host, yon firefly:

Sole Puzzle Proprietor and Reluctant Roast Master

Grand Garter General of the Imperial Baggy Jeans Mafia

Grumpy Curmudgeon to the Clouds

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I am creating cryptographic primitives to keep my mind in fettle. I will announce my industrial strength toys from this account. If you are interested in novel ideas then you have come to the right place.

If your jeans don’t have room for tools, they’re not really jeans; they are denim leotards.

I enjoy lights of every kind: neon, led, candle, lamp, torch, flash, strobe and bright eyes. I enjoy natural lights like fireflies, lightning, and stars at night, rays through fog, and campfires. I am a flashlight geek. I own more flashlights than a shark has teeth.

My imperial hobbies include games with crypto, code, and coffee. My imperial toys include text and smolnet tools. When I am not learning new things I like to fist bump clouds and thunderstorms. Righteo, tornado brah.

There are two great opposing forces in the digital universe: The Skinny Jeans Mafia versus the Baggy Jeans Mafia. My camp shall drive those Skinny Jeansters running away crying over spilled espresso.